Yes, I came to work today. No, nothing happened.

I didn't do any work. No one said anything slightly amusing as to send me into a fit of internal laughter to where I just HAD to share it with someone. No one broke anything slightly amusing. There were no outlandish ties, or silly shoes. No one lashed out in a fit of flying obscenities or began staring at random spots on the wall, with no conscious knowledge of anything going on around them. There was nothing.

I just sat at my desk and gazed, longingly at the telephone to my right, and the computer in front of me, hoping that by some mysterious force, my telephone would spontaneously combust, and/or my computer screen implode.

But, alas, it didn't happen.

It's 5:15. I'm going home.