I was just accosted by a semi-drunk woman rambling about filing orders and "Larry." I don't know who she is or where she came from, but she told me that she was recently on vacation, where she wanted to stay, and there is someone I need to call right away in order to find out exactly where to put something that seems semi-important. Then she walked away waving at some imaginary gnat. It's 5:15. I'm going home.