Apparently, V-woman next to me has some pretty strong, yet muddled opinions about the Michael Jackson case herself. And, she constantly refers to what she's heard, yet won't read the voluminous documentation I have been nurotically examining for the last three hours, and am, at this point vigorously (and vehemently) suggesting.

V: "See, what I herd was, that the mother has been extortin' all these people and she's just in for money."
Thereby I respond thusly: "Well, actually there is this article in Vanity Fair and these news reports on CNN which state that the mother wasn't involved in the extortion but it was actually the father. The mother had nothing to do wit—"
Vaginachron: "Oh, I don't believe any of that, I heard bad stuff about this family. That's all I'm saying."

I have an overwhelming urge to throw my apple at her head, so I return to my Google search of "Michael Jackson Jordie Chandler pics boys."

Hopefully, that doesn't come up with anything deemed unsuitable to the network administrator.