After my little elbow ponderfercation with the other secretaries, we started to get into a conversation regarding embarrassing things that happen in public. One of the embarrassing things that was mentioned was getting your high-heel stuck in the little space between the elevator and the floor your on, when the elevator door is open.

I said, "yeah, totally, I hate it when I'm at a hotel, and I'm trying to leave gracefully, and that happens, it's so embarrassing…"

Do you think they're wondering what I do on my off-time?
Because I would.

It's 5:15. I'm going home.