TEMP THE GUINEA PIG, PART II:

So, through some slight research, which you can do for yourself (I provided a link at left right), I found out that Meridia is an anti Obesity Pill. Though, I apparently sound Obese when I walk, I am not even close to the fact, but I do know that any kind of pill that lends itself to the fight against Obesity, also lends itself to the fight against boredom, and the fight for productivity. So, about an hour ago I put on my Meridia Cape (large italic M, with little whoosh marks behind it* as to appear speedy) and began my journey into the world of "random prescription med I probably should not be taking."

After some time, I began to work, but also became distracted by the sever dilation of my pupils and the fact that I feel, not only really stoked out, but minorly affectionate… toward everyone.

Then I actually read the information on the web-site: "Meridia is a class of drug known as monoamine (serotonin and norepinephrine) re-uptake inhibitors. It falls in the same class of many anti-depressants such as Prozac." or, as it were MDMA. Which I will not go into explination.

Oooppps. "Serotonin re-uptake inhibitor," is not the same as "suppresses appetite and speeds up metabolism" which was my initial guess. So, I'm not really speedy, more like I feel the need for a good techno song and some fuzzy gloves… maybe a massage.

Well, at least I really REALLY like doing my filing right now, even if I am really entertained with how smooth the paper is.

* = M