So, let's recap… my tasks for the day were laid our triumphantly and predicted on, and I will now address each, and whether they made it to fruition:

1. I will file: ah, No.
2. I will take a walk at lunch: ah, No.
3. I will not surf the internet all day because my partner isn't here: ah, surfed the internet all god damned day long… but I'm a smarter person for it, so there.
4. I will make sure that everything is done for Monday: ah, No. Still stuff left for me to do…actually, I didn't do a thing, but don't tell anyone. It's not like anyone notices anyway.
5. I will catch up with my Cousin on the other side of the country using the free log-distance they offer here: ah, used the long-distance, but not for my cousin.
6. I will e-mail my friends in other countries because I haven't seen them in awhile: ah, Yeah, e-mailed my ass off today.
7. I will e-mail bloggers I don't know just to try and make them mad: proved to be too mean spirited and so I will save that for a day when I am truly in a rancid mood.
8. I will stalk my favorite bloggers because I'm bored: I didn't stalk him… I don't want to scare him away… I think he's cute. (even though I've never seen him.)
9. I will work on my Resume to get out of this job. Yeah, right.
10. I will not fall asleep. I will not fall asleep. I will not fall asleep. I will not fall … I did fall asleep a little bit there, but for right now, I'm going to go home, and have a beer and forget that I have to come back in approximately 64 hours from now.

Fuck yeah.

It's 5:15. I'm going home.