Alright! We're back to Friday, off the Vike-train, awake, and rearin' to go – bring it on! Oh, wait, there's nothing to bring on? Oh, really? Oh… I forgot, my job has the complexity of trying to put a square peg into a round hole: pretty soon, you realize that it's not going to work, and you start taking Vicodin again. Wait that's me…

I kid! I kid.

Not today! Today, I'm going to accomplish the following tasks:

1. I will file (It's not that funny, stop laughing).

2. I will take a walk at lunch (Kay, that was funny, by all means).

3. I will not surf the internet all day because the Partner I work for isn't here! (HAHAHAHaHaHahahahahahahah!!! Whew, I think I just peed a little, that was fucking hilarious).

4. I will make sure that everything is done for Monday (I might do that, but you have to understand at this point, that's pointless, because that just means that I will sit here on Monday and do nothing… it's a cycle of non-work).

5. I will catch up with my Cousin on the other side of the country using the free log-distance they offer here (Yes, that sounds viable).

6. I will e-mail my friends in other countries because I haven't seen them in awhile. (ditto on the viability)

7. I will e-mail bloggers I don't know just to try and make them mad (that just sounds fun).

8. I will stalk my favorite bloggers because I'm bored, and try to get them to banter with me (I've already done that today).

9. I will work on my Resume to get out of this job (Ug. I always say that).

10. I will not fall asleep. I will not fall asleep. I will not fall asleep. I will not fall …