The bored is strong in this one (today):

So, not only have I avoided doing all possible work today by visiting my Rampant Interests off to the side ==} , but I have created a faux-hawk in my hair, which I am very proud of, I have counseled a woman on her situation with her oldest daughter (who is roughly my age) and, AND I just realized I am a FUCKING GENIUS when I went down to order Hamburger and Fries from the cafeteria, and I found out that I can get free salad dressing, so I get Ranch with my fries INSTEAD of Ketchup! For free! It's the best thing EVER!!

Fuck Yeah.