So, I've been gone for about 3 years.

Miss me?!?

I didn't think so. I didn't really miss me either. Course I was with myself the entire time, so I didn't get a chance to grieve.

I've also been leading a pretty exciting life and this is a forum for monotony and repetition. So, there will be no recap as I do not want to crash my site. But let me just tell you it involved a boat, drugs, the Atlantic Ocean, and the Sundance Film Festival.

No. I will not elaborate.

Alright! Let's just jump right in where we left off shall we? Except for there are a few differences.

1. I am not a temp: This is a permanent job that allows me to do nothing. (Fun!)
2. I am three years older, which makes this blog infinitely more sad. (but still hilariously unproductive!!)
3. I work for a magazine: When there is not insignificant oddities, and random distractions to report on, I will be reporting on my job (sooo not as entertaining, but informative, and therefore hopefully interesting... maybe funny... probably funny, lets see how long I can stay sober, anybody taking bets?).
4. Oh, and I will be reporting on my nights as well: Some weird shit has been happening, and it would make for good lackinglife fodder (though I will be keeping any substance related issues to myself... it's up to you to guess. You might win a prize if you guess correctly. Double-lottery-drug-doing Fun!!!)

So, that's it. Welcome back!

I'm going to go take a nap in my car.